Our heavyweight unisex tee features the "I Only Eat Free Range Humans" graphic on the center back and a smaller alien spaceship graphic on the center chest.
Oversized, Boxy Fit
100% Combed Cotton
MATERIALS + CARERETURNS + SHIPPING
Orders are typically processed and shipped the next business day if inventory is available, excluding weekends and holidays. Exchanges are accepted within 30 days for items in original condition; shipping fees apply. Please note we are not responsible for any carrier delays.
Whenever i wear this tee people comment on it, i love the conversations it stirs up haha. Gets people talking about the animals and thats what i want!!
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leanna jacoby
Love this!! I love all of your gear! Give me
Love this!! I love all of your gear! Give me more!!
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Nacho Lasagna
This shirt cool
It is very comfy and it fits to size and the print came off amazingly.
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Anonymous
quality material (as usual)
Great quality material (as usual) and the logo kills- front and back. Not sure yet about the wider collar, but love everything else.
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Devon
Nice shirt
Nice shirt. I get a lot of compliments even from omnis who don’t get it but like the alien design. It would look better if the alien was a bright green rather than dark green.
So happy with the stuff in the mystery box! One hoodie, one crewneck sweater, a t-shirt and some stickers. I love the colors. My wife (vegetarian) and I (vegan) wear the same sizes, so I’m definitely glad we got two sweaters. No arguments over who gets the sweater when it gets cold.
MYSTERY BOX
Jennifer tavarez
Cute and comfy!
Summer vibes are here. Neon with Camo? perfect pop of color.
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Joe Davies
Great shirt, helpful customer service.
Great quality shirt, better than expected.
Really helpful and responsive when I reached out to find the status of my delivery.
Definitely be buying here again.
Don't Eat The Homies
tessa iles
LOVE
so stoked on this shirt, would recommend 10/10. quality is great, material is thick, i cropped mine so i appreciate that the print isn’t too far down, perfectly oversized, love supporting the cause, genuinely just such a great shirt all around 🫶🏼
LET SPIDERS LIVE
Kelly Wilson
Love the quality of the shirt! Wonderful product
Love the quality of the shirt! Wonderful product and even better message!
