Our unisex premium tee features the "I Only Eat Free Range Humans" graphic on the center back and a smaller alien spaceship graphic on the center chest.
All orders are processed within two days (excluding weekends and holidays). If your shipment contains a pre-order item, the shipment will be held until all items are in stock unless customer requests otherwise. Shipping charges for your order will be calculated and displayed at checkout.
We no longer accept returns but are happy to accept exchanges. Please return the item unwashed, unworn, and in its original packaging within 30 days of the original shipment date. Click this link to be taken our exchange page